Poor Jaguar S-Type Begging for the Crusher’s Sweet Embrace

The truly sad part about this build is that — at least in the pictures — the interior work appears to have been completed to a high standard. Look at how nicely the aftermarket head unit sits above the the J-gate shifter. Seriously, it’s not bad!

Also, the seats look like they could have been plucked from a modern Bentley, and at least in my opinion, the color scheme is tasteful. That said, I don’t care how good it sounds, the Herculean stereo system just doesn’t work for me. The attention to detail remains impressive, however, as the speaker grilles match the one in the front clip. From what I understand, concours judges knock off points if they’re different.

Given how much custom shops can charge, I don’t have any doubt that the owner was able to drop $60K on essentially ruining this poor S-Type. Because there’s absolutely no way in upside-down, square-planet, bitter-cold polar hell that anyone is going to pay the $7k asking price.