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I truly don't think there is anything better and safer at lifting bird-bombings off of your paint than Speed Shine. I don't know what's in it (someone on another site suggested it's made from "elf pee"!), but I don't mind. It somehow gets "under" the dropping blob, and the blob of hard or soft bird goo slides off in your paper towel. SOMETIMES it needs to soak in on the spot for 20 minutes before you can start daubing it and watching it detach in bits... Ugh...
But the stuff always comes off, and your paint (or clear coat or sealant coat) is perfectly unharmed by the Speed Shine.