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Saturday Itinerary:

6:00 AM - 9:00 AM
“The Last Maine Sardine Canning Factory” DVD. I have arranged for a private viewing of this iconic film depicting Sardine canning through the years.

9:30 AM - 10:30 AM
Breakfast at Denny’s for a special “2018 Jaguar Sardine, Egg & Pancake Grand Slam”. Special Guest Appearance by a guy named Denny.

11:00 AM - 1:00 PM
Group knitting. We will learn how to knit an F-Type engine cover out of organic Maine-made sheeps wool and why it is more efficient, and attractive, than carbon fiber.

1:30 PM - 2:00 PM
Lunch at The Maine Corn Cob featuring Corn Chowder, Corndogs, Corn on the Cob, etc.

2:30 PM - 5:00 PM
Each attendee will receive a free - yes, free - complete examination by a local proctologist (who doesn’t own an F-Type).

6:00 PM - 8:00 PM
Paint Ball! [a.k.a “Pain Ball”] Using all our F-Types as cover, we will split into teams competing for “Top Shot”. Winning team will receive bragging rights and a special trophy, made out of the car with the most damage!!!

9:00 PM - 11:00 PM
Late supper celebrating the Chinese New Year (next years New Year) with a delectable assortment of various Dim Sum.

 

 

I see Jay broke into the liquor cabinet again.

 

RickyJay, mbourne, unhingd and I all met on the first Lobster Run. You can see what you're getting into. In a good way.

 

But face it, you haven't lived until you met "the Jersey Boys", Z/A Tar/Me :-)!

 

As I said previously you can't buy this kind of entertainment at any price!

 

Jay sure did break into few cabinets

 

Wait a minute. There's a FIVE piece meal? I call fake news.

 

Not usually. Just one of the many special arrangements I’ve made to ensure your maximum pleasure. Anything for you Nati (that goes double for your lovely wife). I also didn’t want this to get out of the bag, but I’ve also arranged for a live chicken - when we visit this KFC - to greet us when we arrive wearing one of the commemorative T-shirts bearing our LOGO being made. Triple X-small. Yet one more surprise. Blown!

 

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And slojotaa...unless you can convince A Tar to join us, you’re a man short.

P.S. Even with Z, you’re coming up short. But loud.

 

I think you should leave his height out of this discussion......mouth....now that's another thing altogether!

 

I can see that those of us that will be new to this group may need to bring either our Rodney Dangerfield or Don Rickles prepartory routines. Not sure which yet.

 

 

While that clip did put a smile on my face - particularly for someone from our generation - I think you have it, us, all wrong. I’m thinking more along the lines of this, The Vienna Boys Choir:

 

 

Actually, they did, as we did in MA. Don't tell the Jersey boys that.

And I think we'd all need helium (or something much worse) if we wanted voices as high as the Vienna Boy's Choir.

 

As DJS as stated, it is. Not only that, and if we had more hours in the day, I thought about visiting a pot farm (not really) but decided that it was more appropriate visiting a wild blueberry field. Perhaps I could have compromised and made arrangements to visit a Maine mushroom farm?