Guys,
I need your help. In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me I was right. What the hell do I do now?

 

I think you have no choice but to trade in the current wife for a new one, she has obviously gone mad!

 

There's a TSB for that.

 

You get out of this forum (and your F-type) forever, and focus all your attention on making her happy. She is obviously a very special person.

 

She is that, indeed!

 

The end is near!

 

IT'S A TRAP!

 

Open your eyes... you're dreaming

 

Apologize. Grovel, if necessary to adequately make the point.

 

Be afraid, be very very afraid.

 

You're in the 'middle' of an argument...hold your breath until the end...don't even blink your eyes.

Then, if it ends well for you.... a very large bouquet of her FAVORITE flowers and a large box of her favorite chocolate candies.

 

Disconnect the battery, wait, and reboot.

 

Probably something you ate at dinner. Go back to sleep.

 

I usually find that if my wife graciously thinks I am right or gives a major concession (get the f-type you want for instance), it ends up costing me 2 to 5 times the value of the item in another purchase or my agreement to something I may have otherwise opposed. I'd say you are in serious trouble and do need help. I suspect it may be too late to assist you. I'd enjoy your temporary state of being right and prepare for the future event. It may not happen right away and be thrust upon you after your guard is down. Just saying.

 

Thanks for all the responses, guys. I am now reassured that there aren't any other males out there that have any clue how to handle this situation, either.

 

I am so sorry to hear that. Buy a more comfortable couch suitable for a long-term stay?

 

Buy her a brand new F-Type

 

+1. You nailed it!

 

On the very, very rare occasions where this has occurred, my wife graciously allows me to note it on the calendar on the fridge. This is usually followed a week or so later with "What were you right about?" To which I reply "Nothing, I'm sure."

If a man speaks in the forest with no woman around to hear, is he still wrong?

 

The Apocalypse Is NIgh!!