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Jobs like that can be 99% boredom and 1% sheer panic as multiple things fail at once ![Stick Out Tongue](https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Btw one of the members here, Shift, has a blog at #goodtobebad #catclub, nice read if you haven't seen it yet
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Btw one of the members here, Shift, has a blog at #goodtobebad #catclub, nice read if you haven't seen it yet
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Nothing to do with F-types but always amuses me...
Pilots & Mechanics
Pilot Problems and Solutions are recorded in the Aircraft logbook.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
Pilots & Mechanics
Pilot Problems and Solutions are recorded in the Aircraft logbook.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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There are a whole lot of videos for you to watch. You may think you've watched them all, but you haven't.
Have you seen Jaguar's "Desire"? Some of you newcomers may have missed it...
Shortfilm: Jaguar F-Type presents Desire - YouTube
Have you seen Jaguar's "Desire"? Some of you newcomers may have missed it...
Shortfilm: Jaguar F-Type presents Desire - YouTube
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Wow, how is it that you guys all handled the wait without going crazy? At this moment my baby is being loaded in southampton port. Every free minute I have I check and see if the ship has left port and how far along its route it is.
Maybe I need to go test drive another F-Type while I wait...
Maybe I need to go test drive another F-Type while I wait...
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Wow, how is it that you guys all handled the wait without going crazy? At this moment my baby is being loaded in southampton port. Every free minute I have I check and see if the ship has left port and how far along its route it is.
Maybe I need to go test drive another F-Type while I wait...
Maybe I need to go test drive another F-Type while I wait...
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The wait is doing my head in! Probably not helping myself watching everything I can find online about it either...
Heard from the dealers, they managed to interrupt an order so mine will be in the first batch of AWD built, expected delivery mid-late May. Sooooooo long. Until then I am burdened with driving my RS5. Oh the misery![Stick Out Tongue](https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Here's the convertible version reviewed by the same chap
Heard from the dealers, they managed to interrupt an order so mine will be in the first batch of AWD built, expected delivery mid-late May. Sooooooo long. Until then I am burdened with driving my RS5. Oh the misery
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Here's the convertible version reviewed by the same chap
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The wait is doing my head in! Probably not helping myself watching everything I can find online about it either...
Heard from the dealers, they managed to interrupt an order so mine will be in the first batch of AWD built, expected delivery mid-late May. Sooooooo long. Until then I am burdened with driving my RS5. Oh the misery![Stick Out Tongue](https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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Heard from the dealers, they managed to interrupt an order so mine will be in the first batch of AWD built, expected delivery mid-late May. Sooooooo long. Until then I am burdened with driving my RS5. Oh the misery
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Funny, you're in the UK waiting for your AWD, and mine is on the boat headed my way to the US... If things go well, I'll post a review for you to watch.
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My dealer is arranging a visit to the factory so I may well get a chance to see mine moving through the assembly line
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