Obnoxious Exhaust
#1
03-07-2018, 07:34 AM
Obnoxious Exhaust
It coughs like you've rid yourself of pneumonia all at once bringing everything up from your lungs in one giant lugie.
The farts are the satisfying kind done in a room with just men who won't care.
The worbles, all Jimi Hendrix with his wah-wah pedal and sterophonic phasing.
It solves paradoxes because if you drive this car in the woods and there is no one around, you still frickin hear it.
It's addictively American obnoxious, less John Wayne and more Lil Wayne. Something frivolous and useless I would expect from Dodge or Chevy, not Jaguar. It is not refined. It is New World crass and gauche and you Brits should be embarrassed for giving me another toy to pound my chest and think I'm cooler than everyone else.
I think I can even detect a little schoolgirl giggle in it but that's probably just the noises I make.
The farts are the satisfying kind done in a room with just men who won't care.
The worbles, all Jimi Hendrix with his wah-wah pedal and sterophonic phasing.
It solves paradoxes because if you drive this car in the woods and there is no one around, you still frickin hear it.
It's addictively American obnoxious, less John Wayne and more Lil Wayne. Something frivolous and useless I would expect from Dodge or Chevy, not Jaguar. It is not refined. It is New World crass and gauche and you Brits should be embarrassed for giving me another toy to pound my chest and think I'm cooler than everyone else.
I think I can even detect a little schoolgirl giggle in it but that's probably just the noises I make.
Last edited by Andrew W; 03-07-2018 at 04:51 PM. Reason: typo
#4
03-07-2018, 09:55 AM
Senior Member
I think you may have not properly inhaled the tongue-in-cheek fumes inherent in the OP's post. It's really rather good. Perhaps bordering on poetic.
Last edited by woodturner; 03-07-2018 at 11:16 AM.
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03-07-2018, 11:14 AM
#6
03-07-2018, 01:49 PM
Veteran Member
It coughs like you've rid yourself of pneumonia all at once bringing everything up from your lungs in one giant lugie.
The farts are the satisfying kind done in a room with just men who won't care.
The worbles, all Jimi Hendrix with his wah-wah pedal and sterophonic phasing.
It solves paradoxes because if you drive this care in the woods and there is no one around, you still frickin hear it.
It's addictively American obnoxious, less John Wayne and more Lil Wayne. Something frivolous and useless I would expect from Dodge or Chevy, not Jaguar. It is not refined. It is New World crass and gauche and you Brits should be embarrassed for giving me another toy to pound my chest and think I'm cooler than everyone else.
I think I can even detect a little schoolgirl giggle in it but that's probably just the noises I make.
The farts are the satisfying kind done in a room with just men who won't care.
The worbles, all Jimi Hendrix with his wah-wah pedal and sterophonic phasing.
It solves paradoxes because if you drive this care in the woods and there is no one around, you still frickin hear it.
It's addictively American obnoxious, less John Wayne and more Lil Wayne. Something frivolous and useless I would expect from Dodge or Chevy, not Jaguar. It is not refined. It is New World crass and gauche and you Brits should be embarrassed for giving me another toy to pound my chest and think I'm cooler than everyone else.
I think I can even detect a little schoolgirl giggle in it but that's probably just the noises I make.
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03-16-2018, 09:31 PM
It coughs like you've rid yourself of pneumonia all at once bringing everything up from your lungs in one giant lugie.
The farts are the satisfying kind done in a room with just men who won't care.
The worbles, all Jimi Hendrix with his wah-wah pedal and sterophonic phasing.
It solves paradoxes because if you drive this car in the woods and there is no one around, you still frickin hear it.
It's addictively American obnoxious, less John Wayne and more Lil Wayne. Something frivolous and useless I would expect from Dodge or Chevy, not Jaguar. It is not refined. It is New World crass and gauche and you Brits should be embarrassed for giving me another toy to pound my chest and think I'm cooler than everyone else.
I think I can even detect a little schoolgirl giggle in it but that's probably just the noises I make.
The farts are the satisfying kind done in a room with just men who won't care.
The worbles, all Jimi Hendrix with his wah-wah pedal and sterophonic phasing.
It solves paradoxes because if you drive this car in the woods and there is no one around, you still frickin hear it.
It's addictively American obnoxious, less John Wayne and more Lil Wayne. Something frivolous and useless I would expect from Dodge or Chevy, not Jaguar. It is not refined. It is New World crass and gauche and you Brits should be embarrassed for giving me another toy to pound my chest and think I'm cooler than everyone else.
I think I can even detect a little schoolgirl giggle in it but that's probably just the noises I make.
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03-24-2018, 03:19 PM
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