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Old 04-13-2014, 12:21 PM
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I was examining my new F Type to see if there was any way I could transport two 12" square boxes of product I occasionally carry. Didn't take long to realize that's out of the question, however, I was pleasantly surprised to find a handle that would allow one trapped in the trunk to make your escape! I also deduced that to allow a human to get into the trunk they would have to be dis-membered into bite-size pieces. But, thanks to the Fed. Govt. mandate, I can sleep soundly knowing that escape handle is there!
 
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Check out this link and you will see that you can get a girl in the trunk. Now you will really sleep well.

@GirlintheTrunk: 2014 Jaguar F-Type | Drive, She Said
 
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I stand corrected, wish my boxes had soft corners like the subject pictured. I also notice the battery in the trunk, mine is covered better than that.
 
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