I use it to prevent my concrete garage slab from blowing away.

 

I use mine to make my neighbours realise they have no taste when they choose their cars.

 

That car needs some nice chicks....

 

I use mine to take up space in the garage so that I won't be tempted to buy another car.

 

I use it to spark conversation with my wife.
"Why do we have the damn car when it sits in the garage more than its driven."
"We could use that garage space for something else."
"Sell it and buy me a Range Rover."
"You love the car more than you love me."

 

I use ours to moisturize my mouth.

(All that drooling, whenever I look at it!)

 

Well for the first night I had it it was my bedroom since I didn't want to get out of it.

 

I can just imagine a meeting of Jaguar managers discussing what to do with the incoming crop of interns fresh out of university. "I know" says one "let's put them to work on a project to keep them out of the hair of those actually doing something useful." Ayes all around, meeting adjourned.

 

My Ultra Blue takes my blues away...it is an antidepressant. When things are tough at work or I'm aggravated about something I go out to the garage, stare at her, and an unavoidable giant smile emerges.

 

I sit in mine and make vroom vroom noises

 

You can always install a car lift.

 

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I leave mine outside to moisten my neighbor's mouth.

 

 

I use my F-type as part of my hoard, periodically checking to make sure that neither dwarves nor halflings get into it.

 

I use it to keep the shape of my car cover svelte, like a shoe tree.

 

I try to break it.

 

Serious answer: I use it for recreational wrenching.

 

Nothing!

 

I use it for pornography photography.

 

I saw this on IG. Great shot. What are you lowered on?