While I enjoy good humor as much as the next person, gotta admit I was taken back by the Halloween Flash sale ad I received from Jaguar Forums, even more surprised to see in my spam folder until I read it.
Any advertiser that #1, uses an obscene word (even with one letter blanked out) and #2, insults a family member will never get my business. Ad text below. So, what the f*ck is a ceramic coating anyway?

Well, imagine if car wax was scratch, corrosion & UV resistant, lasted 2-5 years, and only needed one application.

Resulting in a lasting new car shine that repels dirt, dust & road grime the same way a non-stick frying pan repels your mother in laws burnt bacon, and just as easy to clean.

What does this mean for you? A car that looks good for longer, takes 5x less effort to wash, and requires careless driving to scratch.

Get your no BS DIY kit in the sale now, it's a no brainer, even for a zombie.

Regards,
Scott

 

The above post is just my personal opinion,