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Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for. Tired of your friends and family looking down on you for driving a boring car? You know, the kind that gets you from A to B without incident? Here is your chance to really spice up your life with something that'll make your day each time it even starts. Plus, this machine has already been damaged in the front, so no need to worry about clipping a tree or telephone pole because the windshield is so shattered you can't see through it. Added bonuses include a driver's seat that's permanently gangsta leaning, and a factory installed fuel tank "quick access" behind the rear seats. So come on. Do it. Give in to that voice in your head that says you should throw your finances, nay, your entire life in the dumpster for this absolutely pristine example of unbridled opulence. Challenge your mental fortitude with a supercharged Jaaaaaaaaaaaag (must read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice).

On a more serious note, some info on this pile. This car was purchased out of an estate sale WITHOUT A TITLE. It will be sold on bill of sale only, which is probably for the best. It was parked for about 10 years after a fender bender in the front punctured the radiator. The radiator has been replaced and now the car holds coolant without issue. The car cranks but will not fire currently. It has a new fuel pump and battery, but the fuel and brake lines will need to be repaired as they rusted out under the car. I got about halfway through replacing them with copper when I ran out of time. I was planning to make this a gambler/lemon's car but I found myself something more intriguing (that lovely V12 BMW in the background because I hate myself), so time to free up the space. This car if quite rusty and truthfully will never be properly road worthy again.

Lastly, THE ASTEROID WHEELS ARE SOLD SEPARATELY for $1200 if interested. They're in good shape, and I have 5 (full size spare).