Vegas here. I bought a 2012 Jaguar XJ X351 5.0L V8 Base NA with 85k miles about 3 months ago, has dealership service records going all the way back, pristine condition, immaculately maintained.... Aaaaand I've had 13 days of driving in these past 3 months because literally everything on the car keeps failing. This is the most frustrating piece of machinery I've ever encountered in my entire life, I can't imagine what they're like when they're NOT maintained. So far it's required as many maintenance hours as an F-16! She was a real joy to (briefly) drive, however, so I'm looking forward to getting it back on the road again.

 

Welcome aboard Vegas.