I'm sure you're not an old hag jimbo! I didn't even know your year of birth though! Early 40's just like my old peeps!

 

Hey Jim, what's a "numpty"? I'm sure it can't be a good thing! [&:]

 

Hey Rudy.............its friendly Scottish banter for idiot.......lol

JC

 

I didn't know either, but I figured it had something to do with an insult translated in a friendly manner!

 

Hey Jim, born in 64 uh...my mom was born in 66'!!![sm=funnypostabove.gif]

 

Aquill..............my age huh? You tryin to hook me up the bud?[sm=funnypostabove.gif]

JC

 

No, she's unhappily married! If I said happily I'd be lying. That drunk driver that hit my dad has really taken a toll on our whole family...but especially my dad.

 

My mom was born in 69! BTW, sorry again about your dad Aquiller!

 

Alright, you guys need to stop talking about age. Your mom's age! Christ, it sounds like I'm the oldest here [](46 going on 17!)

 

Don't worry about Rudy, I'm sure there are plenty here that are older...but they treat us like prostitutes. They bang info out of us and never come back.[:@]. LOL 46 going on 17!=LMAO

 

Nice one Rudy! Thanks for caring bigdreams but hey you gotta take what you get!

 

Sorry to hear about your old man Aquill.......that **** really sucks!
Me?..........I'm 43 goin on about 19.
Always playin practical jokes.....anythin for a laff.......always up for quad biking, or para gliding, go karts etc etc.
Hey re practical jokes.....how bout this one.
About a year ago I was down south on business and not expected back till 2 days later, I came home a day early around lunchtime, knowing my wife would be home then and it would be a pleasant surprise for her.....lol
Anyways.......gets home about half an hour before she's due back....As I was about to drive into the driveway, I thought NO and hid the car a few streets away. Still not knowing why, I went into the house and an idea formed in my head.
I went upstairs and piled the TV's and Sony Playstation, Karaoke machine, videos etc etc at the top of the stairs. Went downstairs again and slightly opened one of the back windows, got one of my trainers and went outside and got it nice n muddy. Back in the house, I took the trainer inside and put a nice muddy footprint on the window ledge, then went upstairs again and stood quietly waiting for her.
She came home a few minutes later, I was standing there sooo quiet my heart beating like crazy, I felt sure she musta heard me, but didn't.
I heard her come in and walking around past the stairs (without looking up) and into the toilet downstairs, come out and walk past the........WTF I heard her think. She saw the muddy footprint ( I could see her in my minds eye) I heard her close the window then walk to the bottom of the stairs and look up............
I could imagine her expression when she saw the goodies piled up there, thinking about the muddy footprint.............lol
Just at that I purposely dropped an ashtray on the wooden floor....ROFL
She screamed , grabbed the phone and ran outta the house and down the street as fast as she could.........as I yelled soo loudly and made as much noise as possible while running down the stairs......She was half way up the street dialling 999 (911)........It was about 10 minutes before I could get my breath back I laughed soo hard......
She saw the funny side............eventaully!

Jim

 

Dang your mean Jimmy...Nice story though man. I love scaring the crap out of people. My dad built a his house in the middle of 10 acres and I hid my car over the hill on the back part of the property because he was building another house on the back 4 acres so anyway needless to say nobody knew I was there. I scaled up my parents deck from the walkout basement and sure enough the sliding glass door was not locked. So I knew they were coming (after I called them on my cell phone finding out where they were...told them I wouldn't be there for bout an hour...they were turning down the dirt road they live on) home so I tried to figure out where I'd hide....I figured they'd come through the garage so I hid in the pantry. My mom walks in past the pantry and my dad is kind of standing near the island in front of the pantry. I start to move the door slowly to get a squeak out of the door. Get about half a squeak and he's like "what the f***" (under his breath of course) and before he was done finishing his whispering sentence I bolt the door open and he jumps seriously higher than any white man I've seen and goes into a jet li stance ready kick the snot out of me!!! He was so scared it was seriously the funniest thing I've ever done to someone in my life. If he was older and had high cholesterol guarantee he would have had a heart attack! His face was priceless!

 

I live for scaring the **** out of someone. Whenever I know someone is about to come into the house I hide in the closet right next to the door and I jump out at them. It's a good way to introduce myself to strangers that are coming over for the first time. I always tell them that I thought it was someone else.

 

Lol......nice one Aquill....you too Biggie........man I love a laugh.
I remember I hadn't long bought my replica 44 magnum ( only fires blanks, but jeez what a racket - and obviously it looks like the real thing)
Anyways, was about 6.30am on New years day.......pretty much well pissed. My best mate was in the toilet , and I think to myself ( perfect opportunity)
Quickly get the gun out, check its loaded......all 6 chambers were good to go.
He finishes and just opens the door and steps into the hall.........BANG.........I let him have it 6 rapid...well, it was just like a John Wayne movie, his body actually reacted to imaginary bullets being fired into him .......LOL....PMSL....ROFLMFAOBT

JC

 

Hey Jim didn't you say you were like what 50 going on 19! More like 5 going on 6!

 

Reaction to imaginary bullets, tears to a glass eye...what's next guys, contacts for a blind man? You guys are too much. My neck hurts from laughing so much.

 

Man a compliment.......thanks Aquill.......lol

JC

 

Anytime I'm not a young little punk a-hole! We're all old/young at heart! Look at it this way you are old when you are young and young when you are old! Want to grow up and you do...quick....get old want to be young...

 

I know[&:]
a 19 year old in a 43 year olds body..........depressing or what..lol

JC