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The other day someone called my house asking for my mother-in-law and I pick up the phone and say hello, then the first thing out of the bitches mouth was "Is chela home?", I then say excuse me, and she says "Is chela home yet?". I paused and couldn't believe it. I then said if she knew the word Hello! She yelled Idiot and hung up the phone. When my mother in law came by the house I let her know what I thought of her friends and that they should go to .......
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ROFL.......
I had the milk boy at the door a few weeks ago, I opened the door and he said "milk money!"..........I said "excuse me?"
He said "milk money - but LOUDER"............I said "excuse me - but LOUDER"
This continued another couple of times before he got the message, face went red and he said sheepishly "milk money PLEASE"
Needless to say he got no tip
He's always been nice as pie ever since and asks for "milk money please" and guess what...........he gets a tip........lol
You'd think at age 15-16 he'd have learnt long before now?
JC
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Hold up, I forgot you weren't a mod. I think it's safe to say you're a mod in my book! BTW, jimbo, you have a milk boy? He delivers milk to your door? Man, it sounds sweet. I have to go and get my lazy *** in my car and drive myself to the drive thru Farm Stores to get milk.[:@] (does that sound snotty?)
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I've heard of those...heard of places here in the us that only have them at night better for robbery! I've also heard of some that are like drive-in car washes but there your local party store! Thats pretty cool though biggie but then you don't get to check the date on the milk...by me thats a necessity!
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