Ughh don't have a benz but ok!

 

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

 

Slap me with a wet trout
Zehr gut Herr Buck!

Jim

 

Awesome...had me cracking!

 

The scary part is that it was actually readable......lol
I read somewhere though that between the eye n the mind they can actually work out what words should say even if you jumble them all up, as long as the first and last letter are where they should be in the word.

Got that Bcuk n Bgigie....lol



Jim

 

This went around everywhere for a while...
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

I think that is awesome that our mind is sooo cool like that...
Try this link it shows why our minds read it like that...http://blogs.msdn.com/fontblog/archi...16/493452.aspx

 

Yep.........thats what I was talkin bout Quill........
Jim

 

I still am amazed that our brains work like that and not only like that that fast!

 

No research was done here and there is no science to it. The letters are very srategically placed to make it easily legible. Our minds are amazing though...at least the minds of us mods!

 

that's kewl [8D]

 

NO...that's "cool". It might not be visible, but I rearranged the middle letters while keeping the first and last letters the same. LMAO!

 

usck ym.......can you red dat yo?

 

No tahnk you! Ask cadi touhgh. He mgiht be wllinig to hlep you out if you oeffr madoretor sattus.

 

Ahhh so its started already huh?
Bribery n corruption within the moderators[&:].....lol

Jim

 

LMAO! HE STARTED IT!

 

I dont wanna say too much, but HE pm'd me and said you started it....lol

Jim

 

Jims wft!!! hwy ouy gttoa etll mhi???

 

hte mroe I raed the meor I lauhg

 

[sm=oopssign.gif]you never said it was a secret???
Anyway, I never told im bout the other thingan thats all that matters.
We still good?

Jim

 

heay!