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Just ordered the saltire valve caps and Audi engraved tax disc holder for the A6 from these guys
http://www.autoregalia.co.uk/
Lookin forward to getting them and putting them on the car.
JC
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WHA’S LIKE US?
Damn few they’re a’deid.
The average Englishman, in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume a shabby raincoat patented by chemist Charles McIntosh from Glasgow, SCOTLAND.
En route to the office, he strides along the English lane surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, SCOTLAND.
At his office he receives mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chambers of Dundee, SCOTLAND.
During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell born in Edinburgh, SCOTLAND.
At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick MacMillan, Blacksmith, of Dumfries, SCOTLAND.
He watches the news on TV an invention by John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, SCOTLAND, and hears an item about the US Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, SCOTLAND.
He has now been reminded too much of SCOTLAND, and in desperation he picks up his bible only to find the first man mentioned in the Good Book is a Scot, King James the V1 who authorised its translation.
Nowhere can an Englishman escape the ingenuity of the Scots. He could take a drink but the Scots make the best in the world. He could take a rifle and end it all but the breech loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, SCOTLAND.
If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table being injected with penicillin, discovered by Alexander Fleming of Darvel, SCOTLAND and given an anaesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson of Bathgate, SCOTLAND.
Out of the anaesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England, founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, SCOTLAND.
Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of Guid Scottish Blood, which would entitle him to ask.
WHA’S LIKE US?
NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSIT
JC
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