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So today Starbucks was giving away free coffee at noon, so I ran over there during my lunch break. Well, it's been kind of warm these past few days so the body is still acclimatizing to it. Nevertheless, I was a bit sweaty. Fortunately, the local newspaper I was reading today had a polo fragrance sample. So without thinking I opened it up and bathed in it...neck to ***!
A few moments later, I notice a fruity smell, a bit feminine. I flip the sample and notice "por femme." Ahhh God, I just drenched myself in really strong perfume!!!
So one of my colleagues picked up on the scent and asked if I had perfume on...I said, "Dude, no way; must have rubbed off from my gf (doesn't exist!)."
So I come to you and ask what can I do? I need a quick fix; perhaps a nice dose of *** smell! I'm hopping the *** and perfume will neutralize it into a more manly smell?!?
Yeah, so that's how my Tuesday is going; hah!
A few moments later, I notice a fruity smell, a bit feminine. I flip the sample and notice "por femme." Ahhh God, I just drenched myself in really strong perfume!!!
So one of my colleagues picked up on the scent and asked if I had perfume on...I said, "Dude, no way; must have rubbed off from my gf (doesn't exist!)."
So I come to you and ask what can I do? I need a quick fix; perhaps a nice dose of *** smell! I'm hopping the *** and perfume will neutralize it into a more manly smell?!?
Yeah, so that's how my Tuesday is going; hah!
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Here is what happened ....I was walking around the street and saw two "hardened" girlies
. I was like ...Well I just wanted to pass at those girls . I came closer while waling and asked :
-Excuse me , may I ask you something ?
One of girls looked at me and said: Yes
-Well, what's your fave perfume brand ?
She said : Girls love male's perfumes why would you wanna use a female perfume ?
- Who said I would like to use girl perfume ,I asked that for my gf's ...
Girls , only a girl can understand another girl's jargon [8D]
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-Excuse me , may I ask you something ?
One of girls looked at me and said: Yes
-Well, what's your fave perfume brand ?
She said : Girls love male's perfumes why would you wanna use a female perfume ?
- Who said I would like to use girl perfume ,I asked that for my gf's ...
Girls , only a girl can understand another girl's jargon [8D]
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LMAO! Happened to me once, only I thought the smell was nice and soft and suited me well, so I bought it. It was some Dolce & Gabbana perfume that had a nice manly smell to it, but for a woman. I was so embarrassed, but w/e. I ended up giving it to my GF at the time.
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Touche' biggie.
Well, I'm sure you all are eager to find out what I did last week...
I was really low on options. I should mention that we don't have a cafeteria, so such things as masking it with garlic or something of that sort was impossible.
First, I utilized the hand-driers in our restrooms. Just aimed it straight at me for a good solid 5 minutes. Unfortunately, it seems Polo's new perfumes are "long-lasting!"
Next, I just took my shirt off and tried airing it out for a few minutes in the stall, till I was interrupted by some ******* who had to take a dump in the next stall, haha! I should say I was tempted to just sit there and bask in his butt pollutants, but my nostrils were pleaing otherwise.
So....drum finale....I ended up masking some of the smell by rubbing the hand soap in the dispenser at my pulse points!
Did it help? Probably not...
Nevertheless, the little mishap makes for some good story-telling, lol!![Wink](https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
Well, I'm sure you all are eager to find out what I did last week...
I was really low on options. I should mention that we don't have a cafeteria, so such things as masking it with garlic or something of that sort was impossible.
First, I utilized the hand-driers in our restrooms. Just aimed it straight at me for a good solid 5 minutes. Unfortunately, it seems Polo's new perfumes are "long-lasting!"
![Big Grin](https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Next, I just took my shirt off and tried airing it out for a few minutes in the stall, till I was interrupted by some ******* who had to take a dump in the next stall, haha! I should say I was tempted to just sit there and bask in his butt pollutants, but my nostrils were pleaing otherwise.
So....drum finale....I ended up masking some of the smell by rubbing the hand soap in the dispenser at my pulse points!
![Smile](https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Did it help? Probably not...
Nevertheless, the little mishap makes for some good story-telling, lol!
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So....drum finale....I ended up masking some of the smell by rubbing the hand soap in the dispenser at my pulse points!
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Did it help? Probably not...
hahaha LOL.... so you have crossed the thin line that seperates man from BUM.... bathing your self with hand soap in a public rest room
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Guess what happened today
.I think it's been some good thing lol .I was walking down the street and some girl came from behind me and just put her seducing hands on my sun glasses . Guess who ? One of my ex ![Big Grin](https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Ahhhh world is not big enough [8D]
@@!#$%$# celtic delayed Ranger's claim for title till next week [&:]
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Ahhhh world is not big enough [8D]
@@!#$%$# celtic delayed Ranger's claim for title till next week [&:]
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ORIGINAL: cadillac
Guess what happened today
.I think it's been some good thing lol .I was walking down the street and some girl came from behind me and just put her seducing hands on my sun glasses . Guess who ? One of my ex ![Big Grin](https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Ahhhh world is not big enough [8D]
@@!#$%$# celtic delayed Ranger's claim for title till next week [&:]
Guess what happened today
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Ahhhh world is not big enough [8D]
@@!#$%$# celtic delayed Ranger's claim for title till next week [&:]
Anyways............the ex???
Feel free to tell us more Caddie me ole china
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Jim