So like a true muppet I broke a 1.5 Liter bottle of Shiraz red wine in the boot last night. (don’t ask how, I wont tell you any lies) The cool thing is It wasn’t a major panic as I got it all out by soaking with a towel and using resolve (see pictures.)

Anywho just for kicks and giggles, I’m reaching out to the forum. Ive had her a month and shes not named yet, and as I’ve “kinda” cracked the Champagne over her nose…. What do we call her?

I refuse for it to be winey b*tch as my friend suggested lol