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Old 11-16-2013, 04:46 PM
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I only lasted to 4:02.
 
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Old 11-16-2013, 06:37 PM
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I feel...well...dirty some how after watching that.
 
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Old 11-16-2013, 11:22 PM
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3:53 for me. Guys qualifies as a real politician. On this hand...but on the other hand...
 
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You should have gone to 7:00 (I'll confess I skipped forward)
 
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Old 11-17-2013, 01:39 AM
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Wow...lost 3 minutes of my life I can't get back but fast forwarding to the 7 minutes mark put a smile on my face (spoiler alert) watching the figure 8's.
 
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Old 11-17-2013, 04:45 AM
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What a tool. I lasted till "all aluminum chassis".
 
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Old 11-17-2013, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by adam699
What a tool. I lasted till "all aluminum chassis".
I skipped bits and reviewed to the end...in the hope that it got better.....it doesn't. Allan
 
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Old 11-17-2013, 12:57 PM
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This auto "expert" is Bulgarian. His website is www.kokonja.com

"Ko konja" in Bulgarian means (direct translation) " how many horses" (what's the horse power, loosely translated in English).

"Ti si bratko pravi konj ovde", is MY message to this 6'6" 'expert". Loosely translated in English: "YOU are the real horse here, Buddy!" (calling someone a "horse" is not common in the English speaking world, but in Bulgaria, Serbia, Macedonia (and pretty much everywhere in the Balkans!), is pretty common.

This "konj" should not put his stupidity all over the web. Oh well,....it seem like Youtube, and the web in general, was designed for doofuses like this. They are flourishing in cyberspace.
 
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Old 11-17-2013, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by adam699
What a tool. I lasted till "all aluminum chassis".

In this case I kinda have to agree.....wow!

As for hitting the headliner.....Isn't he about 6'6" and 250 lbs??
 
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Was this car originally owned by Prince? Holy smokes, look at that interior!
 
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The funny thing is, he thinks that interior is cool!
 
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Originally Posted by smtguy
The funny thing is, he thinks that interior is cool!
Head down, talking to the floor....adolescent stance, uncomittal......''I quite liked the interior...''..OK, just me then.....LOL Allan
 
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thanks for todays laugh
 
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Got to have one of those KK ignition key conversions!

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6'6 and complaining about the head room. I bet that doesn't happen often. Putting down a car because you don't like the key? But thanks for telling me where to find another key.
 
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Old 11-21-2013, 05:42 AM
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So I'm confused. Did he like the car or not???

And we have a winner for the new slogan for Jaguar!

"Jaguar: The Car for Schizophrenics."
 
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Old 11-21-2013, 08:38 AM
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I couldn't sit through all of it. His comment about the turning circle is valid.
This dufus may beat a Porsche is a drag race but his "drifting" is a good indication of his car control skills. No matter, even with Schumacher at the wheel the Jag wouldn't have a chance on a road course. Silly comparison anyway.
Where do they grow these guys?
 
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Old 11-21-2013, 02:44 PM
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hahaha what a turd! Not gonna lie though, I really liked that interior.
 
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Old 11-22-2013, 06:26 AM
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I can't help but think the guy is 9 ft. tall -- he sys he's 6'5" but the top of the car is barely higher than his waist, and these cars are almost 4 1/2' high!

My reaction to the video -- why would anyone abuse a car like that?

If he's trying to sell it, I'd have to say that he's missed the mark by a long shot. If he's willing to drive it like that in the video, I'd guess it's a sadly abused car!
 


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