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Old 12-06-2013, 02:01 PM
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Instead of 2 girls one cup, this has 1 "?" and you might be needing a cup, or bucket...
Be Warned, once seen, this cannot be unseen!


1990 JAGUAR XJ6 SOVEREIGN LOADED

Make sure you look at ALL the photos

"rebilt" engine too
 

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Old 12-06-2013, 02:07 PM
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Smacks of desperation, and why is the battery covered in plastic?
 
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Old 12-06-2013, 02:15 PM
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'cept for the ^^^^ing cigarettes, dinner might be fun!
 
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Desperation x100!! Pam might be Pat--buyer beware! Trust me, if the person can't maintain a pair of pantyhose, how the heck can they maintain a Jag?? Just my .02 lol
 
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Black widow, maybe.
 
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Old 12-06-2013, 03:13 PM
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Meh.
 
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Old 12-06-2013, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by WaterDragon
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1990 JAGUAR XJ6 SOVEREIGN LOADED

Make sure you look at ALL the photos

"rebilt" engine too
Lol!!
 
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Old 12-06-2013, 06:34 PM
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One owner? Looks like a clapped out old banger to me.

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Old 12-06-2013, 06:47 PM
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In desperate need of some maintenance,I'd pass on a road test though..car looks ok for the age but. (butt)?
 
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Old 12-06-2013, 06:53 PM
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She'd stand a better chance if she kept that butt ugly butt out of the pics, along with her un-refurbished tights, and her cigarette, and also promised NOT to have dinner with you.
But at the end of the day, no matter how well she's looked after her JagAUr, even with its rebilt engine, it's still 23 yrs old.
Good job she doesn't live in UK, she'd be lucky to get 100 bucks for it!!
 
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Old 12-06-2013, 06:54 PM
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My wife asked me why did I post that, and my answer was " if I had to see those photos, then they had to see those photos too haha"
 
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You people are too hard . . . Just a 'nuther Marin County gal. Car probably is a jewel. As opposed to . . .
 
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Rebuilt engine with 17000 miles on the car??? And yeah does look clean butt ide be afraid to show up to try and by it
 
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These kitties are what makes America great . . . And as butts go . . . . Little hard sell.
 
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Lmao!
1) I hope that she doesn't come with the car.
2) If you purchase the car "without" her, the price of the car goes up.
3) If she does come with the car....Do I get a better price?
 
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Originally Posted by Zorasmiles
Desperation x100!! Pam might be Pat--buyer beware! Trust me, if the person can't maintain a pair of pantyhose, how the heck can they maintain a Jag?? Just my .02 lol
And can't spell Vette!
 
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Ewww!
 
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I wish I could unsee that...

My eyes... MY EYES!!!
 
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Originally Posted by XJRChad
I wish I could unsee that...

My eyes... MY EYES!!!
That is exactly how I felt!

Hah!
 
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