Best XK8/R "One-Liners"
#41
No this is not a one liner, four actually, but more of a surprise look that was worth all the one liners.
Son: Hey dad can drive the Jag to prom?
Dad: Sure!
Son: (Nothing said just eyes wide open in disbelief.)
You all know the look!
Dad: (with raised eyebrow)Just don't do nothing stupid!
Son: Hey dad can drive the Jag to prom?
Dad: Sure!
Son: (Nothing said just eyes wide open in disbelief.)
You all know the look!
Dad: (with raised eyebrow)Just don't do nothing stupid!
#43
Here's one
About a year ago my boss purchased a 2007 BMW 750Li and his "new" car quickly became the envy of the office. Not surprisingly (and as a certified "car guy"), he just beamed with pride over his acquisition.
A month or so later I drive up with my "new" 2008 XK convertible and parked it right next to the boss' "Bimmer". Within just a few short hours, at least a half dozen co-workers stuck their heads in the boss' office and said, "I guess you no longer have the nicest car in the parking lot".
He got REALLY pissed.....
A month or so later I drive up with my "new" 2008 XK convertible and parked it right next to the boss' "Bimmer". Within just a few short hours, at least a half dozen co-workers stuck their heads in the boss' office and said, "I guess you no longer have the nicest car in the parking lot".
He got REALLY pissed.....
#44
About a year ago my boss purchased a 2007 BMW 750Li and his "new" car quickly became the envy of the office. Not surprisingly (and as a certified "car guy"), he just beamed with pride over his acquisition.
A month or so later I drive up with my "new" 2008 XK convertible and parked it right next to the boss' "Bimmer". Within just a few short hours, at least a half dozen co-workers stuck their heads in the boss' office and said, "I guess you no longer have the nicest car in the parking lot".
He got REALLY pissed.....
A month or so later I drive up with my "new" 2008 XK convertible and parked it right next to the boss' "Bimmer". Within just a few short hours, at least a half dozen co-workers stuck their heads in the boss' office and said, "I guess you no longer have the nicest car in the parking lot".
He got REALLY pissed.....
#47
#48
No this is not a one liner, four actually, but more of a surprise look that was worth all the one liners.
Son: Hey dad can drive the Jag to prom?
Dad: Sure!
Son: (Nothing said just eyes wide open in disbelief.)
You all know the look!
Dad: (with raised eyebrow)Just don't do nothing stupid!
Son: Hey dad can drive the Jag to prom?
Dad: Sure!
Son: (Nothing said just eyes wide open in disbelief.)
You all know the look!
Dad: (with raised eyebrow)Just don't do nothing stupid!
#50
My Mother is a high school teacher and my car is pretty well known around town, so I constantly have high school kids I don't know asking to borrow the Jag. I don't know why they assume I would let them borrow it, but they keep trying.
#53
#54
Okay, so I take alot of abuse at work over the alleged "unreliability" of Jaguars. So, I finally tell one guy who was really ragging me, "Well, you really need to feel the pull of 300 screaming horses under the hood." To which he immediately snapped, "Is that the horsepower of the tow truck dragging that dead *** car of yours down the road?"
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