Lost Car
#1
10-22-2014, 11:13 AM
Lost Car
(Some of us have this problem)
A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:
Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and still hasn't come home.
Sergeant: What is her height ?
Husband: Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: XKR-S CONVERTIBLE
Take performance to the ultimate level with XKR-S. It is the most powerful production sports car that Jaguar has ever produced, with a 5.0 litre V8 Supercharged 550 engine that can achieve 0-60mph in just 4.2 seconds and a top speed of
Distinguishing itself with a host of unique exterior and interior design features, plus its own powerful sound signature from a Performance Active Exhaust, XKR-S Convertible is honed to deliver pure exhilaration. Grip and control is maximised for pin sharp handling with bespoke Adaptive Dynamics, a 10mm reduction in ride height and revised suspension.
Inside, XKR-S Convertible delivers all of Jaguar's legendary elegance and comfort but with a distinctive edge. Beautiful contrast stitching and carbon leather detailing feature throughout, while the headlining is a luxurious Poltrona Frau® Jet leather..
At this point the husband started crying.
Sergeant: Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:
Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and still hasn't come home.
Sergeant: What is her height ?
Husband: Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: XKR-S CONVERTIBLE
Take performance to the ultimate level with XKR-S. It is the most powerful production sports car that Jaguar has ever produced, with a 5.0 litre V8 Supercharged 550 engine that can achieve 0-60mph in just 4.2 seconds and a top speed of
Distinguishing itself with a host of unique exterior and interior design features, plus its own powerful sound signature from a Performance Active Exhaust, XKR-S Convertible is honed to deliver pure exhilaration. Grip and control is maximised for pin sharp handling with bespoke Adaptive Dynamics, a 10mm reduction in ride height and revised suspension.
Inside, XKR-S Convertible delivers all of Jaguar's legendary elegance and comfort but with a distinctive edge. Beautiful contrast stitching and carbon leather detailing feature throughout, while the headlining is a luxurious Poltrona Frau® Jet leather..
At this point the husband started crying.
Sergeant: Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
#2
10-22-2014, 11:50 AM
Follow up.
A couple of weeks later, having gotten his Jag back, the guy was driving around with a friend of his when they saw a funeral procession traveling over an overpass on the highway that they were on. The guy pulled his Jag over to the shoulder and stopped. The passenger said, "Why are you pulling over here, that procession is on a different street."
The driver said, "Well, they just found her a couple of days ago and that woman gave me the best 10 years of her life, I am going to miss her."
A couple of weeks later, having gotten his Jag back, the guy was driving around with a friend of his when they saw a funeral procession traveling over an overpass on the highway that they were on. The guy pulled his Jag over to the shoulder and stopped. The passenger said, "Why are you pulling over here, that procession is on a different street."
The driver said, "Well, they just found her a couple of days ago and that woman gave me the best 10 years of her life, I am going to miss her."
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